We never actually met before. I only saw her once or twice via online. Then I decided to go for it.

I still remember the day we first met. When she first appeared, my heart skipped a beat. The smooth, silky silhouette. I lusted for her curves. She was so sexy.. with her irresistible allure, glowing with that “come get me” LED lights…

You thought I was talking about a girl, did you not? I set you up for a major “What the heck..” moment. LMAO LOL…

I fell in love with my laptop the first time the salesman pulled her out of her packaging. Dang, she did not look that good in the pictures online. I never thought she would be such a beauty. Sleek smooth reflective surfaces, silver lining, stylish LED glows, all in a sexy black finishing.

Gosh, I love her. Yeah its a ‘her’. I can feel her powerful processor whirring and ultra eye candy performance on the crisply bright and sharp screen. I call her… Lexy.

Oh Lexy, how I love you so.

I love the way the keyboard sounds when I type. Not the usual, boring drone you typically get from a clerk’s workhorse. Or the monotonous clicks of other laptops. Nay. Oh boy. It almost sounded like a dreamy melody compared to others. And it felt so smooth and pleasurable in my fingers.

With Harman Kardon speakers, she beats out any other girls in her class. With a sexy, alluring voice that would make any tech geek’s heart race with lust.

Since she would be the object of desire for many men, I decided to keep her password-protected. Not only with a Fort Knox-strength encrypted password but also a fingerprint scan. Geeks who want to steal her heart better think twice. Hell yeah, she’s mine boys, keep your hands off her!

Lexy would be my faithful companion for life. I would never trade her for any other girls. NEVER. Oh did I mention she is a Toshiba Satellite M500? Pure performance at an eye-popping price. But no matter. It was worth it.

Did you think it was weird describing a laptop as if it is a living thing? Well for me, no it is not. Lexy agrees too, as I type this on her irresistible keyboard.

Love you forever, Lexy. XOXO

- Ian has officially lost his sanity due to long period of inactivity and boredom, over-consumption of Sarawak laksa and over-exposure to Lexy -

TOSHIBA Satellite RULES.